skel
10th Apr 2008, 06:55 PM
Everyone needs a good laugh. Now Axel Whitehead isnt around to show us his genitals, but SWEET FA is showing in Beaudesert on Saturday night. For those of you who aren't willing to travel to Beau-town because you've heard "things", then let me debunk some myths. In fact I'll address ten myths and I'll do it right now...
1. Its not that far away. if you live on the northside and work on the southside or vice versa, then you're a fuckwit. Nothing good comes of that. But you also travel about the same time as it takes to get from Bris CBD to Beaudesert CBD (ie. the post office)
2. We put that fire out already. A few years ago in fact. You will not get burnt.
3. It is well known that Beauy kids go to other towns to steal cars. In fact, your car is safer in Beaudesert than any other place on Earth, including South Central L.A. and Inglewood (the one near Warwick).
4. There is no smell. It's probably just the person you're with.
5. No one good came out of Beauy. Wrong! I just went back there, thats all.
6. The chicks are all ugly. Again, this is a hurtful rumour and 8 beers will help you see this is a blatant lie.
7. You need to watch out for wild animals roaming the streets. Thats one may be true, but I don't consider myself that wild, but ladies, I AM AN ANIMAL, if you get the drift.
8. Beaudesert is in the midst of global warming. Again, bullshit. I'm wearing a jumper as I write this.
9. There is no number nine. Nine sucks.
10. There are no fine dining establishments. The person who accuses KFC of being lowbrow will meet my boot outside that posh hotel that serves waigu steaks for 30 bucks.
And a bonus ...
11. None of the stars of the movie will be there. Not true.
this movie has no stars but after you see it, you will get to point at someone at the after party and say "Weren't you the guy who said "We're minding them, ballsack?"
So there you go.
SWEET FA
April 12, 7pm
The Centre, Beaudesert
followed by after party featuring prettyguns and The OK Cowboys
JUST 10 BUCKS!!!
(NOTE: You must have a ticket to the movie to gain entry to after party)
Tickets available at www. liveatthecentre. com. au (http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LmxpdmVhdHRoZWNlbnRyZS5jb20uYXU=) or at the door.
BE THERE
1. Its not that far away. if you live on the northside and work on the southside or vice versa, then you're a fuckwit. Nothing good comes of that. But you also travel about the same time as it takes to get from Bris CBD to Beaudesert CBD (ie. the post office)
2. We put that fire out already. A few years ago in fact. You will not get burnt.
3. It is well known that Beauy kids go to other towns to steal cars. In fact, your car is safer in Beaudesert than any other place on Earth, including South Central L.A. and Inglewood (the one near Warwick).
4. There is no smell. It's probably just the person you're with.
5. No one good came out of Beauy. Wrong! I just went back there, thats all.
6. The chicks are all ugly. Again, this is a hurtful rumour and 8 beers will help you see this is a blatant lie.
7. You need to watch out for wild animals roaming the streets. Thats one may be true, but I don't consider myself that wild, but ladies, I AM AN ANIMAL, if you get the drift.
8. Beaudesert is in the midst of global warming. Again, bullshit. I'm wearing a jumper as I write this.
9. There is no number nine. Nine sucks.
10. There are no fine dining establishments. The person who accuses KFC of being lowbrow will meet my boot outside that posh hotel that serves waigu steaks for 30 bucks.
And a bonus ...
11. None of the stars of the movie will be there. Not true.
this movie has no stars but after you see it, you will get to point at someone at the after party and say "Weren't you the guy who said "We're minding them, ballsack?"
So there you go.
SWEET FA
April 12, 7pm
The Centre, Beaudesert
followed by after party featuring prettyguns and The OK Cowboys
JUST 10 BUCKS!!!
(NOTE: You must have a ticket to the movie to gain entry to after party)
Tickets available at www. liveatthecentre. com. au (http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LmxpdmVhdHRoZWNlbnRyZS5jb20uYXU=) or at the door.
BE THERE