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Favourite quotes

Post by chelsea »

Hey!

Sorry if there is already a thread like this going, if there is, just delete mine. But I was wondering what everyone's favourite quotes are?

Host of Its Academic: Spell 'Burlesque'
Tom and Rob: B-U-R-L-esque....
Santo: T-O-N-G-A

"What's all that about?"

"Who GIVES a shit?!" (something I've been saying a lot of late....)

"It's a STICK!"


Yours??

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My younger brother and I used to recite the Oz Brothers when by interrupting each other during random conversations.

"Who Am I?"
"Boonie!"

or..

"Do you believe in mental telepathy? No I hear you think."
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What about "this country's STUFFED!"? That was my favourite quote from the Oz Brothers.
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SandhurstMachinery wrote:What about "this country's STUFFED!"? That was my favourite quote from the Oz Brothers.
"Best country in the world .."

Those lines simply can't be topped . me and my friends still use it today .. as we do also use

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"Brilliant, brilliant"
"Delilah considers herself a doyenne of the fashion industry"
"Hands off!"
"Look, Warner Bros' Movie World"
"Competition furder"

There's a thread about quotes here but no need to delete this one:
viewtopic.php?t=162&highlight=quotes :lol:
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"cause you're a good little girl.....a good little girl....yes you are, you're a good little girl..."
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"As you do; as you or I would."
"Yes, that way."
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HANDS OFF!
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Re: Favourite quotes

Post by foolhardycousingeorge »

I've mentioned elsewhere that I still use "steady on, you'll do yourself an injury!"

Other quotes I use from time to time...

"Guards, seize him."

The phrase "hot pooh", which I once used in an article I wrote for my campus student newspaper.
".....that's what's ahead here on Martin Molloy; the only radio show with an inner core of sphagnum."
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