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Post by Mason Hell-Cat » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:19 am

I still use "put me in the stocks (sp?) and let fly with the rotten fruit"....
"No holds barred....no beg your pardons..."

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Post by Dufflecoat Supreme » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:56 pm

"You're a very beautiful woman, Jane."

"Australians all let us rejoice coz we wear tight lee jeans."
"With golden soil and wealth for toil and...a slurpee."

"We've got 20 more of these and we're going to do every single one."

"I distinctly remember asking for someone who was under 14...and a virgin. No go on either count?"

And for some reason this one sticks in my mind because of the way Rob pleads into the camera with his eyes...

"You better appreciate this because this took a long time to make."
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Post by chelsea » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:20 pm

Dufflecoat Supreme wrote:"Australians all let us rejoice coz we wear tight lee jeans."

HAHAHA, i was watching that today! Hilarious!
"No, I don't know why it's called a Las Vegas wax but then again, it does involve hot wax and your genitals so I guess it's a bit of a gamble."

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Post by Mason Hell-Cat » Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:42 am

"What are you still doing here idiot? Go get me a drink or something"
"No holds barred....no beg your pardons..."

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Post by Dufflecoat Supreme » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:39 pm

"I really hope a fat bald bloke doesn't walk in here with a plate full of bad food."
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Post by foolhardycousingeorge » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:27 pm

Some from the Martin Molloy days....

"Mate, put it away."

"Silverchair!, Siverchair!" (used frequently by Tony when there were teenagers in Martin Molloy sketches, such as the ABC Classic FM one with Lionel and the Classic FM Grey Thunder).
".....that's what's ahead here on Martin Molloy; the only radio show with an inner core of sphagnum."

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Post by kim » Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:02 am

Mason Hell-Cat wrote:I still use "put me in the stocks (sp?) and let fly with the rotten fruit"....
Tony mentioned the stocks again in Get This. Never fails to amuse!
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Post by 13 schoolyards » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:51 am

foolhardycousingeorge wrote:Some from the Martin Molloy days....

"Mate, put it away."

"Silverchair!, Siverchair!" (used frequently by Tony when there were teenagers in Martin Molloy sketches, such as the ABC Classic FM one with Lionel and the Classic FM Grey Thunder).

That silverchair one's a personal favourite - I still find myself saying it whenever I spot some weeny teen on TV...
"Aww great - there goes my genitalia you slutty little monkey!"

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Post by Mason Hell-Cat » Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:01 pm

"out here in the bush there's a million ways you could die. You could die of thirst, get lost....a billiard table could fall on you. Perhaps that last one isn't so likely......"

(I know I've got bits of that wrong but it's pretty close....I think...)
"No holds barred....no beg your pardons..."

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Post by Bean Is A Carrot » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:44 pm

Mason Hell-Cat wrote:"out here in the bush there's a million ways you could die. You could die of thirst, get lost....a billiard table could fall on you. Perhaps that last one isn't so likely......"

(I know I've got bits of that wrong but it's pretty close....I think...)
There's something about "you could get bit by a snake", I think.
I just want to pop him on a bit of toast and eat him right up.

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