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Post by kat-rant » Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:24 pm

call me a footy fan myself, but I love the news story of the Sydney Swans winning a game....and forgetting their club song! Especially when you hear "Don't break my heart, my achy breaky heart...."



and wondering when a similar joke will be made about the Demons this year....yes, I'm depressed, okay?
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Post by BringBackTheLateShow » Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:10 am

"Come on! A quarter of a million pensioners can't be wrong!"

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Post by Tomorrowist » Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:42 pm

"Bad hat! Bad hat! Bad hat! And there's more; Naughty sleeve! Naughty sleeve!"

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Post by MifuneSingsHappyDays » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:11 pm

[quote="kim"]
"Competition furder"
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That and "Not so much" crack the living shit out of me.

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Post by MifuneSingsHappyDays » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:13 pm

kim wrote:"Brilliant, brilliant"
"Delilah considers herself a doyenne of the fashion industry"
"Hands off!"
"Look, Warner Bros' Movie World"
"Competition furder"

There's a thread about quotes here but no need to delete this one:
viewtopic.php?t=162&highlight=quotes :lol:

"Competition furder"
and "Not so much" crack the living shit out of me.

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Post by kim » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:22 pm

I love "not so much" - this is probably why when Borat used it at the dinner table scene, I was practically laughing for days!
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Post by SeanRodger » Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:49 am

Dufflecoat Supreme wrote:There's a bit in the cop killer sketch where they all walk towards the camera and Mick on the side does this dancing bit that cracks me right up.

If you look at the sketch on youtube its at the 30 second mark.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=a8klizzn6tE
Hahahahaha :D That is so fu**ing funny! I've just been watching that bit over and over, killing myself laughing :D
Lotsa lotsa music, and notsa notsa Get This.

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Post by Cortez The Killer » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:48 am

Look it's a donut!

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Post by Dt Glen Twenty » Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:51 pm

'body of christ?'
'that'd be nice!'

'i got much less change than i expected!'
'that really is poor value...'
and then - bang! straight into a 50 foot pollywaffle...

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Post by Andrew » Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:03 pm

"Girt, soil, toil" gets of a bit of mileage in my house.

As does the "bum with a fist coming out of it" quote.

Oh, and "for 150 years" said in a thick Greek accent.

And "too old, no interest."

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