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Post by 13 schoolyards » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:42 pm

Okay, here goes...

"He stood before us, his steely gaze reducing even the proudest amongst us to weak-kneed, damp-groined slaves to his monstorous will. Slowly he raised the obscene golden tool, his hands caressing it, fingers lightly tracing the contours of its polished, bulbous head. An almost sensual shudder ran through the crowd as his cruel lips parted, ready to speak.

"Dude," Pete Smith said, "looks like a Logie"


(I'm going to jail / hell for this one...)
"Aww great - there goes my genitalia you slutty little monkey!"

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Post by baudrillard » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:57 pm

Gawd. What's happened to you people! Oh the humanity. Won't someone think of the children! etc., etc.
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Post by Bean Is A Carrot » Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:20 pm

It's a good thing I'm alone in the office today because that had me crying with laughter, schoolyards. Unless I chose this avatar for Freudian reasons?!??!?! <SEEKS IMMEDIATE PSYCHIATRIC HELP>
I just want to pop him on a bit of toast and eat him right up.

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Post by baudrillard » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:07 pm

Bean digs Pete Smith????!
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Post by Bean Is A Carrot » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:38 pm

In the sense that he's funny, yes. I've seen those prize reads on Micallef Tonight a billion times and they still crack me up.
I just want to pop him on a bit of toast and eat him right up.

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Post by kat-rant » Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:11 am

Can I be so bold to suggest that that is quite an erect microphone you have there, Pete?

Oh, for Christ's sake, shut up, Katrina!!
I've got the paper!!!

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Post by baudrillard » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:31 am

Someone lock the thread, for the love of GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by kat-rant » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:05 pm

sorry :D
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Post by 13 schoolyards » Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:17 pm

Sadly, according to the comedy "rule of threes", if I were to do another one it would have to end with those involved actually getting it on - that being the "twist", as it were.

Anyone for The Oz Brothers...
"Aww great - there goes my genitalia you slutty little monkey!"

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Post by Bean Is A Carrot » Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:27 pm

The Oz Brothers being "slashes" would certainly be a surprising twist...

But maybe you need to satisfy the pro-Stephens lobby with a pornographic take on "Hands off!"?
I just want to pop him on a bit of toast and eat him right up.

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