Here it is again with the changes made.
RA: Alright, you’ve got that dial locked on 23FM.
Your one-stop non-stop shop of classic rock where
The hot hits and golden memories are cocked and
Ready to meet head-on with the best blend of old and
New good time chart-busting rock and roll. And hey, if
You’re out on the road, remember, keep left. Good one!
JF: Well, I’ve been king of pop and a Countdown host,
And I’ve sung almost everywhere. I was once kicked out
Of LRB for having too much hair. I’m just a natural guy
Who likes to close his eyes and hold every note I sing. But if
Someone starts to call me Johnny; I’ll kick their bloody teeth in!
RA: Oh yeah, don’t it sound so good? Nice one, Johnny!
JB: I’ve got a three-day growth, a leather jacket, and a freight
Train heart. I’ve been listening to my last recording and I’m
Waiting for the headache to start. I don’t know why I’m so
Over the top or why I scream on every note! I’m just a working-
Class man doing the best he can with a very sore throat.
RA: Oh, you have to be on 23FM wouldn’t you?
And don’t forget those Barnesy tour dates, we’re
Looking at the 3rd, 4th, 6th, 7th, 23rd and the
Supplementary num…hey, we’ll check them out
Later. Right now, let’s bring the mood back a step
With a good-time classic rock memory. I feel so good!
LRB: Well we use to sing in front of massive crowds, now its
cruise ships and cabaret. Our beards are long; our hair is long,
we need wheelchair ramps wherever we play. But our records
still sell, our harmonies swell, and my pension keeps us out of
debt. When we show how close to the middle of the road bad
Aussie rockers can get!
RA: OK, one for the mums there! You’re on 23FM and you know
The hottest way to look cool this summer is in any of our official
23FM station gear. We’ve got t-shirts, singlet’s, sun hats, orthopedic
Sandals in a huge range of black. All you gotta do to score one is
Spot Dangerous Dan who is out and about in the FM Super Summer
Turbo Beach Cruiser. Just look for a yellow Mazda without rego plates
And you could be a winner right here on 23FM. And speaking of
Winners, here’s a little lady making big waves overseas…
KM: People often ask me how I keep making hits, I tell them je
Ne sais pourquoi! I should be so lucky that a soapie star ever
Got to go so far. With a brand new cossie & a permanent possie
As a TV WEEK cover girl. And a dozen songs playing all day
Long in elevators ’round the world.
RA: Let me tell you that’s one hot single, rumored to be ten
Minutes in the making. You’re on 23FM, we’re gonna take a
Quick break. (Brief pause) And roll out another dose of classic
JR: Got a hammerhead, live on the coast, so indisposed. I been
Mixing with nicest people when you caught the last train home
House of Cards, Bondi tram, down-hearted and reckless. When the
Boys light up, he's just a junkyard dog who needs a speech therapist.
RA: Alright, don’t it sound so good? Can’t wait for the English-
Language version. Let’s got to the lines, hello?
W: Oh G’day its Wayne here. Why don’t you play more Australian music?
RA: Wayne, we just rolled out Five in a Row.
W: Oh, I must’ve missed them. I don’t listen to the radio.
RA: Alright Wayne, just for you, let’s hear them all one more time.
W: Do I win anything?
RA: Afraid not!
W: How about one of them ortha…orthanadonic sandals?
JF: Welll...I’m the voice.
JB: I’m the working class choice!
KM: I’m the one who really can’t mime.
LRB: We’re a bunch of easy rockers.
JR: Na-Na Yah Naw.
RA: Absolutely! 23FM – turn it on, lock it on.
We give you the non-stop blend of good time
Classic rock and golden-old chart-busting
Memories in the one bread. And I’m just
Gonna keep talking like this until I get fainter
And fainter and you can hardly hear me. Then
All of a sudden I’ll get loud again and then just
Sort of fade off into the background. But I won’t
Go away, oh no! Hey I don’t like to bring my
Political beliefs onto the radio, but does the
South African government suck or what?
"Well David, what do you think of the Andromeda Galaxy?"
"I gave it four billion stars."