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Post by Eddie Blake » Fri May 07, 2010 8:18 pm

BringBackTheLateShow wrote:"Come on! A quarter of a million pensioners can't be wrong!"
Some of my favourites:
Hello, ABC? (Tony's response to the above line)
We have a megaphone. I repeat, we have a megaphone.
You have to see if you can Mike and Mal out of deep financial shit.
"Well David, what do you think of the Andromeda Galaxy?"
"I gave it four billion stars."
"Me too."

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Post by kim » Tue May 11, 2010 7:24 am

Hig wrote:Welcome aboard Mr IWFWSF. The line your user name comes from is a bit of a classic as well, I think.
Agreed! :-D
I'm a thinker.... I thinka!

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Post by swansrule100 » Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:02 pm

i always remember very funny very satirical (said with a very straight face) hope thats right because i pass it off as my own. Whatever it was bob hawke said it first

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Post by owen45 » Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:13 pm

"I think that people read quotes mainly for entertainment and inspiration. Keeping this in mind, I want to share some of the most famous quotes of all times.

Benjamin Franklin
Never leave that till to-morrow which you can do to-day.

Francis Bacon
Knowledge is power.

William Wordsworth
The good die first.

John Keats
A thing of beauty is a joy forever

Benjamin Franklin
Early to bed and early to rise, Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

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Post by Bean Is A Carrot » Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:15 pm

I'm very fond of John Clarke's observation that the Murdoch press is a "light-hearted mixture of racism and pornography".
I just want to pop him on a bit of toast and eat him right up.

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Post by WhatsThatAllAbout? » Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:10 am

Hey folks, new to the boards! :mrgreen:

Tony Martin and Mick Molloy's song
"What's that all about?"

Also I don't think you can miss the classic lines of
Operation Penisioner
"Jana Wendt's just said 'Bottom!"

Bud Tingwell
I was going to leave everything to The International Institute of Worthy Causes

Tony Martin on the Houseboat of Horrors
"What kind of an arsehole would do that?"

Street Interviews
Stranger "We need something different for the flag.... You know, something like a bum with a giant fist coming out of it..." Mick Molloy:"Your a thinker, aren't you..."

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Post by madunit » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:06 am

Pretty sure the song was titled "What's all that about"

sorry for being petulantly pedantic lol
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Post by kabigon » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:36 am

madunit wrote:Pretty sure the song was titled "What's all that about"

sorry for being petulantly pedantic lol
Ssshhh... it's a recursive meta name.

Welcome WhatsThatAllAbout? :)

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Post by Mswillow » Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:11 pm

fave quote, still used in general conversation...

Pure gold.

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Re: Favourite quotes

Post by dazguy4207 » Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:24 pm

From Bargearse

"forget your oriental fairy food i've just devoured 2000 pound quadraped"!

"pole puncher"!

and one i quote often to this day...

"out of the way extras" :)

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