Things that make you think of The Late Show

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foolhardycousingeorge wrote:We too, had some 'good scissors' in the house when we were growing up. Mum's 'good scissors' were only to be used for her sewing, or cutting out wrapping paper for birthday or Christmas presents.

They were off limits for anything involving school projects, or cutting out newspaper articles.
Using scissors for both sewing and cutting paper? Fabric scissors and paper scissors should never be one in the same, paper blunts scissors and fabric scissors need to be as sharp as possible to avoid unneccessary fraying. /textiles rant
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I was channel surfing on Foxtel today and came across a show called "Schmatta: Rags to Riches to Rags" and all I could think of was the guy from the Late Show vox pops: "Look at him, he's a Schmatta!":-D
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OMG- I actually heard that one-hit wonder song 'Informer' and immediately thought of Tony Martin's piss-take in season 2. "Excuse me, but I need to take a leak-ky bom-bom now!"
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Just turned over to Hot Seat on channel 9 in time to see the question: "In which city is the Roland Garros stadium?" Of course my response was "I thought they renamed that the Pepe Le Pew Stadium?" :-D
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What about The Danny La Rue Stadium or the Touchee Turtle Stadium?
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Jaws: The Revenge is/was on Ch 7
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Late Show memory triggers

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Every time I have to buy something from a convenience store, I get 'much less change than I expected ... that really is poor value!'
and then - bang! straight into a 50 foot pollywaffle...
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I was in Coles today and playing on the PA - "Accidentally Kelly Street"!
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Having just come back from an awesome three week holiday in Turkey I've found myself turning into Rob's "topper' character on the dinner party sketch- "Greece was ruined 20 years ago! Have you been to Turkey?"
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Found this on the I Can Haz Cheezeburger website
http://wins.failblog.org/2011/01/10/epi ... pants-win/

Perhaps Mick should have taken out a patent:-D
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