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"I'm just a fan of your fabric!"; "Phwoar, check the jugs on that!" (Whinging Pom; and "Damn, I'm still in [insert place name here]!" are three I still use out of context to the mystification of those around.
...and heard Dick Smith on the radio talking about the Somalia hostage extraction this morning, kept waiting for him to say, "I talked with school children on ham radio!"
Andrew wrote:"Girt, soil, toil" gets of a bit of mileage in my house.
As does the "bum with a fist coming out of it" quote.
Oh, and "for 150 years" said in a thick Greek accent.
And "too old, no interest."
A friend and I only have to say "a hundra fifdy yeas" and we both crack up laughing.
Other favourites are "like a tiger"
"They were singing Sting songs"
"He's a cry baby, he poos his pants"
"I challenge the Prime Minister..."
Rob Sitch stopping in the middle of his Gareth Evans impersonation to ask "do you notice how he does this?" referring to his shaking head
"FIFTY BUCKS", with accompanying hand slapping gesture, gets some mileage in my family
And whenever I see footage of politicians being driven anywhere (because heaven forbid they should actually drive themselves), I always think of Rob's Jeff Kennett, "riding in the car with the flag on the bonnet"
Ahh, so many classic lines...
That is one of my favourite sketches. I love most of Robs impersonations, he was very clever. Also Tony M's Paul Keating "He's a cry baby. He poos his pants. His bike is a girl's bike..."
Not The Late Show but I was stuck behind a 4WD on Parramatta Rd and saw a bumper sticker "Bonniedoon.... ahhh the serenity" .....right next to "Paddle faster, I hear banjos"