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for those with a timemachine...

Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 5:31 am
by Damien Lasaration
... you can go back in time and complain to aunty about the lack of timing. hows this for non justice. boaf runs overtime and tls has to finish on time. no justice and the good always die young here. Great, now i have the theme song of boaf, quick, what rhymes with Moorabin?


i would like to request the "I knew brett best'' skit to be transcribed and if legal permits a quiktime , its worth it i reckon. i am such a Brett fan that i asked mr brett whitelley* to open my upcoming April show. those in sydney between 3-9 if you want to come along, e mail me and ill send you an invite!

* Brett Whiteley, the Liberal member for Braddon, TAS. dont beleave me? google search him1 he thinks the idea is a hoot! Yeah, i spoke to Brett!

Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:33 pm
by Steve
(Steve to the rescue)
The correct title is "Who Knew Brett Best" and it appeared on Season 1 Episode 1.

I already have a full transcript at on my Late Show reference site:

Select The Late Show Icon
Select Tonga - The Complete Reference Guide
Find "Who Knew Brett Best" in the list - click on it's link.

or just goto the page "Who Knew Brett Best".

*goes and does the chicken tonight motion*

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:59 pm
by Damien Lasaration
Thats it! Thanks for that! Man, I hope when I die that people wont get that pretentious on my dead arse! Shoes with zippers indeed! Thanks for tha. I knew that it was called who knew Brett best but I type quicly.
What about the skit where it was in a montage of them in DEVO gear was that in a full skit or like footage of Santo with the clown (in the opening intro) just spare footage? Can anyone answer this one?

Once again thanks for this gem, Tortured genius... Indeed!


Re: Then as a summer reprise...

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:08 am
by Mason Hell-Cat
Damien Lasaration wrote:May I say that Ricky Gervas is a one trick pony. The Office was only funny for the first episode and he shouldnt be fellated for he is a no talent bum.
oh dear.....
I have a feeling Im never going to warm to you, sir.

Wall of Voodoo!

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:27 pm
by Damien Lasaration
Far side of crazy!

To destroy the thing I love most.

Dont take it personally but I am through with protending to like Ricky. The team from Deadringers shit all over him. They are still going and well Ricky, Um. Well he still does his "talking head" style comedy. Even on Parkie he admitted that he has run out of material so he is reduced to doing satire in children's books. He was actually dumping on himself there. Dont take it personally. If that be the case I would be at TLS and TLS FORUM for dubbing Brett Whiteley as a mere "Wierdo". Its comedy. I respect his genius but he is no Don Lane.


"Doncha love it when you have someone to hate!"

- Johnny Rotten.
Press Conference 1996 Sex Pistols Reformation Media line up.

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:35 am
by Mason Hell-Cat
where to begin, where to begin....

Dear Mason,

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:41 am
by Damien Lasaration
Why dont you come out to play?

Before you start putting me in your shit list just remember the reason why (You) and I and the rest of these num nuts are here. Because we love and respect the Late Show. Maybe we should chuck old copies out of planes to houses like they did with their Nudge-drop campagne of 1992. I can still remember Nudge's squinty face in that still. Nudge -drops, man we'll never get gold like that again.
And fuck shows like 20-1. Yah Channel Nine, Im talkning to you. New boss, new logo, still old premises. They have a new show with Magda (of Babe fame), but still you have Sam Newman.


INT Room Corridor


The Late Show was the best. They were the 007 of comedy.


Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:03 am
by Mason Hell-Cat
Take a chill-pill old son.


Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:14 pm
by ewe2
champagne forum-comedy!

choose life.

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:22 pm
by Damien Lasaration
pulls tongue out
places said pill on it
.. whoa, excuse me while I kiss the sky! * doo doo doo!*