Episode guide credit: Steve
Originally broadcast Saturday October 10, 1992
Noeline fragrance.
Opening Titles.
Opening Remarks: Sylvania Waters, Song for Noeline.

News Desk:
- Australian nuclear waste
 - John Major
 - Benny Hill’s grave
 - Ireland abortion referendum,
 - End to Imperial Honour system
 - Rose Hancock-Porteous
 - Greg Matthews (Rob)
 - Madonna’s sex book
 - Elle McPherson’s lingerie.
 
23 FM Shit Music.
What’s that all about.
The jinxed area at the back of the set. (Peter Cupples).
How to video your wedding.
Sink The Slipper: Paul Keating.

Tom and Jane’s date: To the drive-in.
Netball team.
The Olden Days: Episode Twelve “Internal Investigation”.
Countdown Classics: Quiz, William Shakespeare sings.

Over The Top Furniture Removals.
The Spaz Family Go to Hawaii.
Commercial Crimestoppers: “Comedy duo’s”. Melbourne Car Supermarket, The Light Factory, Craft Decor.
Tony’s Stand-up: Prince’s Album.
Toilet Break: The Natural Seven “Girls Girls Girls”.
News Desk Special: Dangerous Dogs, “Love Is A Killer Dog Club Of Australia”.
St. Michael’s Handy Church.

Graham and the Colonel:
- Sylvania Waters drinking game
 - Mixing with the rich and famous
 - Greg Norman’s swing
 - Australian Indoor Tennis Tournament
 - Bathurst – Jim Richards
 - Tontine body pillow
 - Bobby Fisher
 - Dennis Elbow
 
Closing: Tape your own Sylvania Waters, The Cilauro’s.
