Episode guide credit: Steve
Originally broadcast Saturday October 10, 1992
Noeline fragrance.
Opening Titles.
Opening Remarks: Sylvania Waters, Song for Noeline.
News Desk:
- Australian nuclear waste
- John Major
- Benny Hill’s grave
- Ireland abortion referendum,
- End to Imperial Honour system
- Rose Hancock-Porteous
- Greg Matthews (Rob)
- Madonna’s sex book
- Elle McPherson’s lingerie.
23 FM Shit Music.
What’s that all about.
The jinxed area at the back of the set. (Peter Cupples).
How to video your wedding.
Sink The Slipper: Paul Keating.
Tom and Jane’s date: To the drive-in.
Netball team.
The Olden Days: Episode Twelve “Internal Investigation”.
Countdown Classics: Quiz, William Shakespeare sings.
Over The Top Furniture Removals.
The Spaz Family Go to Hawaii.
Commercial Crimestoppers: “Comedy duo’s”. Melbourne Car Supermarket, The Light Factory, Craft Decor.
Tony’s Stand-up: Prince’s Album.
Toilet Break: The Natural Seven “Girls Girls Girls”.
News Desk Special: Dangerous Dogs, “Love Is A Killer Dog Club Of Australia”.
St. Michael’s Handy Church.
Graham and the Colonel:
- Sylvania Waters drinking game
- Mixing with the rich and famous
- Greg Norman’s swing
- Australian Indoor Tennis Tournament
- Bathurst – Jim Richards
- Tontine body pillow
- Bobby Fisher
- Dennis Elbow
Closing: Tape your own Sylvania Waters, The Cilauro’s.