Episode guide credit: Steve
Originally broadcast Saturday July 25, 1992
“No Road To Barcelona: Australian Olympic Athletes”.
Opening Titles.
Opening Remarks: Gulf War 2, Olympic Opening ceremony.
Mick’s Gulf tour was via Fairstar the Fun Ship.
News Desk
* Barcelona Olympics
* UN weapons inspectors
* Bill Kelty (Rob)
* Daryl Braithwaite in court
* Kidney for sale
* Lisa Curry-Kenny (Jane)
Pre-Recorded Segments:
The Daishitsu.
Olympic Village Design Submission.
Michael Collins in orbit.
Countdown Classics: 100th show.
Jane & Tom presenting Countdown’s 100th show
Postcard from The Science Show.
Tony’s Stand-up: “‘Gis the Olympics”.
The Olden Days: Episode Two “Maltreated Millinery”.
Muckraking: Cluedo, Top 5 Professors, Daddo Census form.
Rob as Elton John.
Rob Sitch as Elton John
News Desk Update:
* Olympic athlete missing
* Adelaide Commonwealth Games Bid
* Fat Bloke’s triathlon
* Deaths in custody
* Water polo team.
Shitscared: Bungy Jump.
Mick, Rob and Tom. Shitscared.
Commercial Crimestoppers:
* Birdwood Medieval Fair letter
* All Tools
* Ken Bruce (and his twin sister Madonna)
* National Menswear Wholesalers.
Mail order addicts: The TV magnifier.
Graham and the Colonel:
* Happy Birthday Bert
* Opening ceremony
* The Deltones at the Olympics
* Ben Johnson.
Closing: Worst album covers.
Worst album covers: Uri Geller’s record unplayed.