Out of all the petitions in all the worlds, we’ve come to this.
Judith Lucy, the latecomer to The Late Show in Season Two, and partner-in-crime for Mick Molloy in Crackerjack and Bad Eggs, has received support to get her as the new contestant for Channel 10’s dating reality show The Bachelorette.
Since the show is happy to get anyone on board as the desperate-and-dateless, Comedian Nelly Thomas has decided that Lucy would be the next perfect head-runner for the show, which either she could score a partner, or shred them apart with her sparkling repartee.
Inspired by a chat on ABC radio with Virginia Trioli and a caller, the petition says the following:
As a single woman over the age of 30, Judith would be a relatable – but revolutionary – presence on a television dating show.
To quote one person I spoke to, “I would watch the sh*t out of that.”
Judith has just completed a sold out tour of her show “Judith Lucy v Men” about her somewhat lacklustre dating history. Time to get this woman back in the game with some quality Aussie blokes. They’ll be lining up – and at their age they’re probably not even trawling for Insta followers!
Judith is an utterly compelling woman who is not only funny, but deeply caring and kind.
And imagine how fascinating the coterie of men interested in this Aussie icon would be!
Here’s the petition in question.
Maybe Piffy the Bell Ringer can put his hand up… Judith wouldn’t have to wait anymore longer.