Category: TV, Video

SSETFtableOn Sunday March 9 I travelled to South Yarra, Melbourne to be part of the Santo, Sam and Ed’s Total Football studio audience, shown on Foxtel. Unlike the day before where I attended the Have You Been Paying Attention? audience at Channel 10 studios, Total Football is produced live and uncut.

Total Football is hosted by Santo Cilauro, with co-hosts Sam Pang and Ed Kavalee. The show originated during the 2010 World Cup, shown on SBS. The show was such a success, once the World Cup had finished it moved to 7Mate and spun-off to cover all sports in general, under the title Santo, Sam and Ed’s Sports Fever! in 2012After a 10 episode season, the guys disappeared from the screens and popped up in podcast form as simply Santo, Sam and Ed, creating running for 24 episodes before taking a break and popping up on Fox Sports as Santo, Sam and Ed’s Total Football to report on the A-League.

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Fox Footy studios

I turned up about 30 minutes before call time of 6:30pm at the Fox Footy Studios in South Yarra, located in a nice quiet modern suburban city area. Hovering around the entrance, a small crowd eventually turned up, with some wearing their favourite A-League jerseys. At 6:30pm the front door opens and we were handed a Terms & Conditions form we had to read in order to be allowed in, which is stock standard at any audience taping/filming. We had our names marked off and waited in reception, where we were treated to beverages and snacks. The group was a little quiet until our minders generated a bit of chat and laid down the ground rules, making sure we’re following the guys on Twitter and Facebook, as well as being able to get photos with the guys after the show has finished.

The time hit 6:50pm, which gave us 30 minutes to get into the studio for a 7:10pm start. The crowd was guided in by the lovely Working Dog staff, in a singular line. As I walked into the studio door, I was amazed at how compact the room was. I’m sure it was large overall, and what appears that it may have been a heavy black sound absorbing curtain separating another part of the studio behind the seats, but it was nice and cosy. The main camera was smack-bang in the middle of the audience seating, and cameras to either side. Cilauro, Pang and Kavalee walked in and greeted everyone, and explained that the show might start early as one of the matches had finished earlier than expect. Cilauro started with a warm-up quiz which the correct answer would win a Diego Mara-donut (a joke from the Cup Fever! days). The video explains all.

I barely knew any of the answers but I nearly answered the Jim and Terry question (I explain later below to Cilauro). The mic levels were checked and the show began – live.

Inbetween breaks, bowls of jellybeans were handed out (aniseed flavour, we meet again…!). The person to the right of me grabbed a handful, with Producer Michael Hirsh turning to them saying “You love black jellybeans? I don’t like them at all!” – he’s on my team. With every break, the guys would tell jokes or move around all the way up to the last 3 seconds. The timing was phenomenal.

Later on, Melbourne Heart player Josip Skoko sat down at the desk as a guest, telling stories and promoting his coffee and jersey swapping stories. After his chat, the commercial break started and Kavalee disappeared. Rob Sitch turned up in his wig that resembled his character in Kath & Kimderella and they set up for an appearance as Jim and Terry from KiwiTV. A black curtain on the side was pulled back to reveal a green screen, while 2 chairs were propped up behind the KiwiTV banner – the sketch was ready. It was amusing that while Cilauro and Pang  spoke directly to the camera for the ‘satellite’, that Skoko kept looking ahead then looking to his right at Kavalee and Sitch. Laughs were shared and just like that – time to wrap it up.

Once the show was off-air, we were carefully ushered outside and lined up to the entrance so we could await our photos opportunity with the guys behind the desk. Afterwards, I sat down with Cilauro and discussed the show, as well as a few previous projects we all love them for – or otherwise this whole site wouldn’t exist.

Me: I’m not a big sports person, however, I have watched many of the shows – Sports Fever, Cup Fever, Total Football, in fact, I only got Foxtel just to watch the shows.

Really? I’m really interested in that, because most of our fans are football / soccer fans, and we love the fact that – hopefully – there are people that just watch it for good old fashioned comedy… but – in percentage term, how much.. can you enjoy “100%” of it or do you enjoy “60%” of it? Do you just go “errr.. I only wish I knew that!” or do you just get it and don’t worry about the fact you don’t know that stuff?

Me: It’s a combo of both – 50/50 – even when you’re doing all the questions at the start, I think “I may know that answer.. I’m not sure about that..” – I knew about Jim and Terry (the characters from Kiwi TV played by Kavalee and Sitch), but I hesitated because I was about to say “Geoff and Terry Bailey from The Late Show!”

Oh! *laughs* Well, you know what? Before we did our rehearsal, Rob had to.. we had to rehearse so the crew have an idea what we’re doing, otherwise we just ‘blah blah blahing’, Rob had to poke his head back in and go “Can you just remind us which one of us is Jim and which one of us is Terry?” So, it’s just – who knows… and you’re right – Geoff and Terry, if you go back… before The Late Show, Geoff and Terry used to be Me and Veitchy (Michael Veitch) in D-Generation. We used to do…

Santo pauses for a moment to try and think in the Wayback Machine.

.. but they were two similar guys and then Veitchy wasn’t there anymore, so Rob basically started doing the same kind of characters. I don’t know what their names are. I don’t know who’s Geoff and who’s Terry…

Me: As long as the same deliverance was right there, so you can make up any name you want…

.. Yeah, but look, it’s interesting you watch it (SSETF) and it still makes some kind of sense.

Me: It’s like with Roy & HG. They’ve got their own style of comedy, delivering the sport with the cheekiness. Recently with the winter olympics – their own character style and descriptions. You guys have the same thing as well. But it’s a unique presentation, because fans like myself know your style. That’s a way that we keep with you.

Oh yeah! It feels.. yes, it’s a long time ago, but it feels like when we were doing The Late Show – it’s alive, we don’t quite know what’s about to happen, we quite enjoy ‘deaths’, we quite enjoy when something doesn’t go quite right at the right time, I think we’re kind of addicted to just ‘live’. When I walk out of here (the studio) I’ll have a Producer come up to me and say “I’m so sorry I rolled the wrong thing and it didn’t come in on time” and I have to keep saying “No – you don’t understand, when that happens – it’s perfect.

Because you are constantly reminding your audience that it’s live” and it’s what I love doing. What we’re doing there and what we did on The Panel and I guess live shows, it just feels the same. Like what we do in radio, it feels the same and I wouldn’t do it any other way other than live.

I then waffle on with a related personal story of my own about my 9 to 5 job (I do this site as a hobby) in which Santo understands completely. But back to the interview.

Me: With Total Football, how many people are working behind the scenes? You possibly can’t watch every single game..

Well, Interesting you say that because the guys stir me about how much football I watch. I promise I wouldn’t watch that much but I end up doing it…

Me: Is this your binge-watching, you know.. [Insert topical show you'd love to binge-watch]

We do! It is like binge-watching, so luckily the season goes for… what.. for like 4 weeks?? No..

Me: Don’t you finish in May? (I think I’m wrong..)

We finish in May. We started in October and finish in May. I don’t know how many weeks that is.. BUT – we have no researchers. So we made a decision very early on that we would only research the stuff – we would only do our own research. We have people around us…

Santo points to a staff member walking away from us on the lounge.

… He’s an editor here. because as we were preparing for the show before, there were two games that we physically couldn’t keep our eyes on because we were preparing and editing for this (the show I attended), he kept an eye on a couple of things and just came up to us and said “Hey look, this happened in the game, do you want to have a look at it?”. So two or three things in the show were pointed out to us by somebody else, otherwise it’s stuff we find during the week.

We do our own editing. We have two editors in the suites, but everyone edits their own stuff with an editor. I think I’d hate to do a show where it was completely researched, but even where a lot of the stuff was given to us by a team of comedy writers – we have some REALLY good guys that write to us and say “this is my experience – do you need an extra writer?”. We look at that and go “Shit! They’re really good! They’re probably more qualified than we are in terms of comedy” or their credentials about who they’re worked with – but we thought, we have a particular sensibility, and it would probably be harder to actually get someone to think and choose. It just takes longer.

But the reason why we performed in Frontline – we just figured it would take too long to explain to better actors on how to perform stuff. But we go “You know what? Even though we’re not really good actors, let’s just do it ourselves because it’s quicker. A lot of stuff we’ve done in our careers we’ve decided to act ourselves. But apart from Rob – who is a really good actor, we’re pretty shithouse actors. So the way we do it here is pretty lean. It’s guerilla television.

Me: The tiny little bits and pieces from the crowd during the games, how do you spot them?

We’ve learnt to spot things at ‘x 6′ on the IQ. We can’t anything in real time. Unless they’re games we really want to watch. There are some matches you’d want to watch in real time, and you do, because we’re determined not to kill our love for the game. If the show ever gets too intrusive into a personal love of the game, then we’d stop it. Tom and Rob made a decision not to do any more fishing shows because it got in the way of their love of fishing.

Me: A River Somewhere!

Yes! So, they realised after a while if we keep doing this, we won’t really – we really want to enjoy our fishing trip that we love.

… now here’s the zinger which made me smile…

I suspect, when we look back at it after all these years, our love of our own company and our own lifestyle got in the way of doing another series of The Late Show. I caught up with Mick (Molloy) during the week and it was so good to catch up with him. We love each others’ company so much that at a certain point we would probably realise once the projects start getting in the way of your own enjoyment of something, it starts becoming counter-productive to your comic observation of stuff.

Me: Do you get a lot of people asking about stuff from the past?

Yeah! That happens a lot. We do get a lot, but as you know, we love it. We love looking at.. actually don’t like looking at the stuff from the past, but we look back at those days with great love. There’s nothing we’ve done that we don’t look back at with fondness. But we love moving on.

… and here’s the part you – the reader – will love…

It would be great to do a Late Show reunion or another Panel again at some point. It would be great. It really would. But then what happens is that it would get in the way of exciting projects.. like doing a play for the MTC (Melbourne Theatre Company – Working Dog‘s upcoming play The Speechmaker). It’s an exciting project. If we go back and do something, then maybe Thank God You’re Here wouldn’t have happened, so we just like to look forward to do stuff. Some things work, some things don’t – but we just keep moving forward.

There is a little bit more to the interview, but I’m saving that for later. You’ll see why, when it happens.

As like with HYBPA?  - to be an audience member for Total Football:

  1. It’s FREE!
  2. You get fed nibblies and drinks!
  3. It’s FREE!
  4. You’ll have fun!
  5. It’s Free!
  6. Located in Melbourne – I live interstate and stayed in a motel about 20 minute drive which I got at a decent rate though those cheap hotel deal sites.
  7. It’s fr… you get the idea.

Just click on the link and fill out your details. They’ll do the rest.

Santo, Sam and Ed’s Total Football – 7:10pm Sundays on Fox Sports One. Check the guide for replays.

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PS: Big shout-out to Tom, Santo, Sam, Ed, Michele, Courtenay, Xavier, Pauline, Sarah, Michael and everyone else who I spoke or interacted with while visiting both sets. Keep up the fantastic work.

Category: News, TV


Recently I was lucky enough to be part of the studio audience for one of Working Dog‘s TV projects Have You Been Paying Attention? (HYBPA?), shown Sundays 6pm on Channel 10. If you’re not up to speed, the show is currently in its second season.

The concept is simple: Host Tom Gleisner stands rattles off a bunch of topical questions that are related to news events during the last 7 days to five contestants. The contestants earn 10 points per correct response, but praise from the audience for an amusing punchline. At the end of the show, whoever scores the highest is awarded the HYBPA? trophy. It’s the most easiest and entertaining 22 minutes of comedy you can have to wind down your long week. Already a regular viewer, I confirmed my attendance and hightailed my butt to Channel 10 Melbourne for some free and classy entertainment.

I arrived at the Como Centre early for the call time of 5:05pm. You can’t really miss the entrance – just follow the signs with the Ten logo on it and you’ll see an entrance with HYBPA? Audience Call signs up. After meeting some very polite staff there and realised I was way too early, I went for a walk to explore the area, coming back about 20 minutes before call time.


A small group of people started to form around the lounge area. Various ages – from early 20s to early 60s. The elder couple started to chat about other free shows they’ve attended, such as a recording of Million Dollar Hot Seat during the week. They hadn’t actually seen an episode of HYBPA? and were going off the invitation they received through a “free stuff” website. The lovely lady said she had heard of the show and asked if it was anything similar to a former ABC/10 comedy news panel show Good News Week. Gleisner explains the differences between these game news show formats.

“I think the biggest feature we cling to with HYBPA? and point of difference is its topicality. We insist on doing it weekly, and whilst there have been news based quizzes before – many of them – often they do fall into the trap of recording a month’s worth of episodes upfront.

We found they often get a little bit disconnected from the genuine news, whereas with this show we really do, we’re writing questions right up to the day we record. So I think it’s topicality is perhaps the point of difference.”

(I can vouch for that, as I myself have attended a few Good News Week recordings in the past, which some episodes were recorded 1 – 2 weeks ahead. I’d always wonder how that show could stay up to date, it came down to what type of news would be long lasting and spoken about for weeks onwards.)

More audience members turned up a few minutes before we were all ushered inside to the third floor of Channel 10. Once upstairs, we were lead into a singular line down the hallway and had our names ticked off and received our name tags before being lead into a conference room where drinks and snacks were available for the taking and handed out by the staff. After a new minutes of mingling, Rockwiz and Pictures Of You host Brian Nankervis walked into the room to have a chat give us a rundown on what the recording would entail. After a few light-hearted jokes, Nankervis was more than happy to pose for photos before everyone had to turn off their phones – which is a stock standard in television audience land. We were politely ushered via stairs and lift to Level 5, where you walked past a few production booths – both visual and audio – as well as the writers room and green room, where we lined up in 2 rows, ready to be lead into the studio. It’s not just Tommy G who does the hard work…

“We have two researchers who assist in coming up with questions and putting them together, Rob (Sitch) and Santo (Cilauro) – my two colleagues – are also actively involved because they’ll have a look at the questions and think of ways to phrase them.

Plus segment ideas – like with everything Working Dog does, where Rob, Santo and myself, (Producer) Michael Hirsh, in this case – Jane (Kennedy) are all involved, even if not all of us are on camera.”

While we waited for the studio doors to open, Nankervis is still having stimulating conversations with the awaiting fans and the carers are keeping us amused. We then hear the deep voice of Michael Hirsh giving us the cue to walk in and careful where to tread just in case. The studio is lit up brightly with the stage set colours. The room is actually quite small – an optical illusion of a large room when on TV. There’s roughly 7 – 8 rows of seats, with flat screens, lights and microphones dangling securely from the ceiling. There’s also a blue neon sign attached to perspex hanging from the middle. As we take our seats, Nankervis chats to the audience more until he introduces Gleisner to the studio. Gleisner, genuinely friendly and open, probes the audience a little to see who has seen the show before or if they’ve been part of the audience, as well as a quick rundown on what the show is about. But how did the idea of the show come about?

There was the two special fill-in segments on The Late Show back in 1993 that came to mind, but it turns out, that’s not where it began…

“The idea came about from when we were filling in on a drive-time radio shift on Triple M in 2012 during the Olympics – Santo and Sam (Pang) in fact hosted that show. I came in each day for the two weeks we did the show with an Olympics quiz – five questions at them from the previous night, and it was such a fun and an effortless format… and then it was Rob Sitch who was actually away at the time, came back and heard it and said the fateful phrase ‘That would make a good TV quiz!’. That’s often the way things work with us at Working Dog - someone might have an idea, someone might recognise the idea, someone else might take the idea and knock it a bit sideways… it’s an often quite an organic process.

[HYBPA?] came out of that very short, simple radio quiz. We like the idea, so we piloted it in the following year. Nothing moves fast with us, and I think in the following year we mentioned it to Channel 10, and they were, you know… ‘you interested?’ – so we tried it out.”

About a minute later, a few bowls of jellybeans were handed out. Take a handful and pass around. I avoided the aniseed flavour like the plague, but took a bunch of lemon and vanilla flavours. Nankervis then spoke into his microphone and announced the contestants for the recording – Kennedy, Kate Langbroek, first time player Ronny Chieng, and regulars Ed Kavalee and Pang. Each rushed to their podium seats and had their lapel mics and make-up adjusted accordingly. They all wave hello and have a chat to the crowd, plus have tiny little pokes at each other – especially with Pang due to his constant winning rate of zero. The amusing seating arrangement of the front row being Chieng, Langbroek and Pang, Langbroek does highlight that she’s in the middle of an ‘Asian sandwich’ which brings the house down. So while Kavalee and Pang are regulars, how does the choosing of the other 3 contestants come about?

“We try to plan a couple of weeks in advance, especially with busy people – we can’t just drop / come down on the weekend at a moment’s notice. There’s no great science to it.

[When] planning for HYBPA? I, in fact, have distinct deja vu, back when we used to do Thank God You’re Here and The Panel - you know, ‘who will be on next week, how will be our guests’ – it’s the sort of thing you can only really feel if someone comes on and is a natural fit.

I think we decided on fairly early that Ed and Sam were wonderful and important bookends and having them there, they know how to play the game and keep it moving. They understand not just doing jokes, but also getting questions right. That’s a real safety net. It means you can roll the dice with people who have never done the show before and see how it goes from there.”

And with good cause. One of the audience members was so passionate and dedicated for Pang to win in this episode, that she made a certificate “Sam For Gold”, with a Kit-Kat wrapped in the middle. Pang was genuinely touched. With that - Kavalee ripped into him more.

While the setup continued, the camera and production crew did their thing – making sure the sound was perfect; the camera angles were great; the social media managers capturing the moments (Hey guys!!) and security on call in case someone did something naughty. But all was good from the benches.

After the countdown and cue in, the opening titles ran on the screens. We applauded, cheered and the show had begun. Gleisner did his hosting duties. You can see the episode here for a limited time on TenPlay. (Season 2, Episode 3). The first segment when shown on TV, usually goes for about 5 – 6 minutes. However, seeing it live, it went on for roughly 10 – 15 minutes long. This is because of the jokes that were made which sometimes are not suited for broadcast, or there was an overlap in the talking and is hard to edit. Sometimes a one-liner ends up turning into a whole conversation. That’s the beauty of the show – it’s improvised.

“It’s not scripted in any sense – I genuinely don’t know the answers that are coming.. as you can tell…

Gleisner was referring to what I had witnessed in the audience. On numerous occasions the genuine stunned look was on his face and was followed by a natural laugh demonstrates that it is all unexpected. Especially the joke that Langbroek made about her “pussy”. I can’t explain as it loses the translation to text and unfortunately it didn’t make the cut to the screen but it was a “had to be there” moment.

… especially I’m somewhat taken aback. We obviously let everyone know the general topics of the week. But if you’re appearing on the show, of course – you run over the news and you’d realise what type of questions that are likened to be asked.

How much they prepare – Ed’s a diligent comedy writer – I’m sure he’s got an armoury of things. Although sometimes we throw stuff at him and he pulls stuff out. He’s a great improviser too.

It’s a largely improvised show.”

During each break, Nankervis would bring out the lollies again and play a few games with random people in the audience. From math quiz games, to juggling balls, to doing fun hand game gestures that you would play with the kids with mild amusement – the winners were awarded with lollies or a showbag. I didn’t get to check to see what was in the showbag unfortunately. At one stage, he threw a few Starburst lollies into the crowd. One smacked the neon sign and made it flicker a bit… but no-one else in production saw.. *shhhhh!*

During one of the breaks, Kennedy‘s microphone had to be re-wired as her necklace was causing audio friction. As this is being fixed, Pang and Kavalee point out a quiet Santo Cilauro in the corner reviewing his notes. He waves to everyone and smiles. Afterwards, it got a little quiet, so Chieng randomly started to talk about some fun facts about the wild camels in Australia. Apparently Australia has the largest population of wild feral camels in the world.

He knows his camel facts. But if he could dish out the National Geographic of camels, who else would be great to talk random stories to the audience?

“It would be lovely to try someone visiting from overseas.. I think would be a great flavour. Obviously we’d have to make sure our questions weren’t to domestic. Sometimes when – I’m thinking a year or so ago – Will Ferrell was touring, promoting Anchorman 2, and he was working hard. He was in everything. Someone like that would be wonderful to have – the energy – he’s sort of a slightly different take for what you’d get from someone like him.

But there’s plenty of homegrown talent, like the Melbourne International Comedy Festival coming up in a couple of weeks, so we’ll be subjected to availability trying to drag in a few of those performers.”

The recording continues, until roughly an hour later it is completed. Just when we thought it was over, Gleisner gets word that the ‘big man’ is coming down to the studio. The big man – Working Dog Producer Phil Simon. He notes that there’s four parts that need to be re-tagged or questions re-recorded due to various issues. No-one is complaining – it’s more to watch and observe.

About 15 minutes later it is all over. The team thanks us for our support and hoped we enjoyed the Starburst and jellybeans. We’re taken out of our rows one by one, and are given a showbag each by the friendly audience and social media staff. I didn’t expect this, but it is a wonderful gesture:

HYBPA? Audience giftbag

HYBPA? Audience giftbag

The bag contains a bottle of Mount Franklin Sparkling Mineral Water, a HYBPA? pen, and a copy of Audrey Gordon’s Tuscan Summer Cookbook. No-one leaves empty-handed.. unless you pocketed some jellybeans.

I left the building knowing how much time, effort, production value and fun you can have being an audience member, now wondering how much champagne material of previous episodes now sit on the cutting room floor. A roughly 1 and 1/2 hour show trimmed down to 22 minutes.

To be an audience member:

  1. It’s FREE!
  2. You get fed nibblies and drinks!
  3. It’s FREE!
  4. You’ll have fun!
  5. It’s Free!
  6. Located in Melbourne – I live interstate and stayed in a motel about 20 minute drive which I got at a decent rate though those cheap hotel deal sites.
  7. It’s fr… you get the idea.

Just click on the link and fill out your details. They’ll do the rest.

Have You Been Paying Attention?  ’family friendly’ version is on Sundays 6pm on Channel 10.

But wait, there’s more.

  • An extended ‘risque’ version plays later on Sundays at 10:30pm.
  • Repeated ‘risque’ version replays Tuesdays 10:30pm on Channel Eleven.
  • Repeated ‘family friendly’ version replays Saturdays 6pm on Channel Eleven.

Technically you can’t miss it.

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Behind The Audience with Santo, Sam & Ed’s Total Football – coming soon!

Category: News, TV


As currently heard on Triple M Melbourne’s Hot BreakfastMick Molloy has signed up to the Seven Network as part of Seven’s AFL coverage for 2014.

Molloy was originally part of Ten Network’s AFL panel show Before The Game for a few years before it was axed in 2013. The hour long preview show Saturday Night Footy will also have various former AFL players, including Luke Darcy – his current breakfast show co-host.

Saturday Night Footy begins Saturday (no way!!) March 15 at 6:30pm on Channel 7 and 7Mate.

For the hell of it, here’s Mick from a random Before The Game YouTube clip:

Sources: Radio Today, TV Tonight, Radioinfo.

Category: Uncategorized


The guys and girls of Working Dog are on their way back to our small screens for Have You Been Paying Attention? for 2014.

Still staying on Sundays, HYBPA? and host Tom Gleisner will now be on at an earlier time of 6pm February 23.

So you have a choice – the 6pm news, or a summary of the 6pm news in question form and cheeky answers…

Official Ten site | HYBPA Facebook | HYBPA Twitter

Source: TV Tonight

Category: News, TV
Mark and Kel Knight purveying stand-up comedy.

Mark and Kel Knight purveying stand-up comedy.

Yarraville Laughs at The Yarraville Club are having a 1st birthday celebration. In a great way to celebrate, Tony Martin and Glenn Robbins are strutting their stuff on stage in what will be a sell-out show, February 22nd.

Yarraville Laughs 1st Birthday Bonanza!
Glenn Robbins + Tony Martin

w/ Dave O’Neil. Plus MC Matthew Hardy
Saturday February 22
The Yarraville Club (135 Stephen St, Yarraville)


You can choose from a general admission ticket, or tract yourself to a dinner and show. For more information and bookings, head to the site now.

PS: They’re not called “Yarras Up The Guts” – just more of a joke for the Get This fans.

Category: News
Sausages! (How's that for 2 meta-jokes in one, people!)

Sausages! (How’s that for 2 meta-jokes in one, people!)

Get out your transistor radios and tune in to your ABC Local radio from Monday December 16 for some ‘killer’ comedy.

Fellow comedians Glenn Robbins and Dave O’Neil are teaming up for Now I’ll Have To Kill You on ABC Local radio. The duo will be sharing personal stories with various guests until Friday December 27:

  • Shaun Micallef and Adam Zwar
  • Fiona O’Loghlin and Lawrence Mooney
  • Santo Cilauro and Brian Nankervis
  • Sam Pang and Rob Sitch
  • Adam Rozenbachs and Katie Dimond
  • Mick Molloy and Hamish Blake
  • Carl Barron and Bob Franklin
  • Cal Wilson and Tony Martin

If you can’t get to your radio in time, you’ll be able to listen online later (keep an ear and eye out for the podcast if there is one)

Now I’ll Have To Kill You! – Monday December 16 to Friday December 27 – 9:30pm ABC Local radio. (8:30pm QLD and 5:30pm WA)

Don’t forget to put in a request for Chop-arnsey.

Category: News, Radio


As tweeted by Jane Kennedy to us earlier in the week, the sizzle started for who would appearing in the next episode of Have You Been Paying Attention?

.. and guess what? This morning, it was revealed on Triple M Melbourne’s Hot Breakfast by the very person who will be appearing:

which means… 

Clear your schedule for 7pm on Channel 10 Sunday 17 November for Have You Been Paying Attention?

Do yourself a favour and follow HYBPA? on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and bookmark the official page.

While you’re at it, sign up to become a member of the studio audience here.


Category: News, TV
The "Super Challenge" with a budget.

The “Super Challenge” with a budget.

The somewhat quietly promoted Have You Been Paying Attention? made its debut on Sunday at 7pm on Channel 10, with host Tom Gleisner looking comfortable and ready for business.

A simple yet colourful studio setup with five contestants: 1/3 of Santo Sam & Ed Ed KavaleeJane Kennedy, radio personalities Troy Kinne and Rachel Corbett, and the other 1/3 of Santo Sam & Ed Sam Pang.

The quiz itself covered local and international news, sports and other events. With sharp and quick-witted answers for a quick laugh and amusement, it’s a gag-a-second entertainment. Fans of Working Dog and Santo, Sam & Ed would already know how the chemistry of Kavalee, Pang and Gleisner work together. (See their podcast for more). Kennedy takes the friendly and more mature approach, echoing her famous appearance on Sale Of The Century  20 years ago (sorry, making you feel old).

With four rounds crammed into a 22 minute block, each right (or close to right) answer was rewarded points. However, at the end of the show, the points don’t really matter, other than to win a perspex trophy which was probably a melted down and recycled Talkin’ ‘Bout Your Generation trophy. Most of the questions asked by Gleisner were supported by images or video footage.

I'll have the 'Home Viewer' please.

I’ll have the ‘Home Viewer’ please.

Kinne and Corbett blended in perfectly, with a few pop culture references thrown in. When it came to the third round “News Maker” segment, where each contestant has a special topic that’s known to them, some secrets come out – Corbett knowing a little too much about UK pop boy group One Direction. Even Kennedy knows so much about reality TV stars The Kardashians, it’s frightfully disturbing. But we forgive.

Round four consisted on a ‘fast money’ round, where it was Quick-Draw McGraw for all 5, but Kavalee and Corbett came out on top.

If you are unfamiliar with the background and style of humour that Working Dog present, then you have a lot to catch up on. It’s not a TAYG / Sale Of The Century / Good News Week / Spicks & Specks / Tractor Monkeys / panel type show. It’s purely for fun and a great giggle to wind down your weekend. As long as they keep the vibrant personalities coming in (apparently Kavalee and Pang will be regulars) and keep it sharp and quick, it’ll be one of the most entertaining game shows around.

And for the hardcore fan like yourself – there was no Papadums, Tonga, King Wally Lewis, Menagers, Burl-esk jokes. But it doesn’t hurt to tweet or yell them out at home. You know you did one of them.

Have You Been Paying Attention? 7pm Sundays Channel 10. Encore screening 10:30pm later that night.

If you missed out on the 1st episode, or want to catch up on future screenings – view at TenPlay.

Also check them out on Twitter and Facebook.

Might as well get this out of the system too.


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Jane Kennedy co-hosting Mornings with David Campbell. Who's serving brunch?

Jane Kennedy co-hosting Mornings with David Campbell. Not to be confused with Brooke Vandenberg.

The multi-talented cook-book publisher and Mother of 5 Jane Kennedy has popped up on Australia’s flat screens co-hosting Mornings on Channel 9, filling in for Sonia Kruger for a limited time.

Kennedy started on Wednesday October 30, sitting comfortably with main co-host David Campbell to cover everything that would be on the household coffee table.

If you have missed her appearances so far, you can watch them on the Mornings video page. Get in quickly before they disappear.


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